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balaclava-trismegistus:

pepe le pew is back and hornier than ever, and now exclusively has period sex #femenist

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tamamita:

fleshengine:

fleshengine:

tamamita:

very ugly UI die

seeing posts about the new ui is really funny to me because it hasn’t updated for me and I’m just getting to enjoy a final few moments before I have to deal with whatever bullshit the rest of you are being subjected to

Oh this sucks so bad wow

Tumblr so good they introduced a new UI where it disincentivizes users from reblogging posts

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transfem-monarchist-laura-rolla:

bluehairedspidey:

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

snake are you familiar with the traffic light system of safe words?ALT
traffic lights, huh?ALT
i guess it'd be red to stop, yellow to slow down, green to keep going?ALT
that's right snake!ALT
when engaging in a sex act that might be potentially risky, having a safe word lets you call things off at a moments notice. that way no one gets hurt.ALT
no one gets hurt... i guess we can always dream of a better world, huh?ALT
we have to try, don't we? snake, what color are things right now.ALT
don't worry, i'm still feeling green. thanks for checking in, otacon.ALT

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nickyboyo:

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an ocelot never lets its prey escape

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You were questioned by secretacorn

Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

straycatj:

That’s how things are these days

mtsodie:

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wallace you cant say that

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mobydyke:

people who use the queue function fill a necessary role in the tumblr ecosystem. they keep posts alive. if u miss a post bc ur entire mutualcule was reblogging it from each other in a 30min span and u were offline, the queue mutual provides u an opportunity to see that post again in 1-8 business days. they put posts in stasis in little cryogenic freezers for u to discover and enjoy later. everyone thank their queue mutuals right now

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gayestcowboy:

gayestcowboy:

even the hardcore swifties are hating on the latest taylor swift album. nature is healing

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like this is how u know it’s bad

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bunabi:

I dont think art is for escapism. I dont think art should exist solely to comfort or entertain. And I don’t think I should have eaten this party size bag of jalapeno chips.

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